JQRacing Shock Plastic Parts Set

I might have never knew my meaning of life without these plastic shock parts. I can't afford CNC parts and using a zip tie is a plague for any rc enthusiasts. I would wish for something to mount shock and springs with from my family, but my family was too poor to afford such luxuries. I would go to countless bars to forget the constant pain of not being able to mount the HB or JQ grey springs. It even got to the point where my sister wouldn't bring her children to our family's Thanksgiving events because the children were to scared of my shock induced rage. My wife would always put up with my shock depression, but left me too; 14 years married and she had put up with everything. My will to even get out of bed had affected my life. "If only I could mount my shocks!" I would yell in the streets. It wasn't till a saint, my guardian angle, my neighbor Darrel Dinkle, had told me about this amazing creation called the JQ Racing Plastic Shock Set. I wasted no time to obtain this treasure. Now my depression of shocks had been cured! Now I can mount the springs that God had created for shocks to enjoy. My life couldn't be better; I've even started to go around the neighborhood to share such invention to the neighbors to spread the glorious JQ Racing Shock Plastic Parts Set.